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I have more ships than friends.

glumshoe:

Singing in the Rain is a good movie about a bisexual polyamorous triad who all have ADHD

blairwitchz:

“She told him that she dreamed about escaping. That was all she dreamed about — escape.”

driflloon:

lucia villa for sebastien collection

nelliescrains:

My ancestors sent a little lizard to help me?
Dragon. DRAGON. Not lizard. I don’t do that tongue thing.

officialagentmaine:

Cards Against Humanity just murdered every company that gender markets

lambo-san:

cold bloo that’s fuckin COLD

dogemd:

servicedoodle:

bdell1:

gogomrbrown:

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Someone give this man a megaphone.

Reblog the hell out of this - please. Even those of you who are not in the US. You have Us followers and this is obscene.

Yep I’m gonna die

At this point, breathing is basically a pre-existing condition.

mjalti:

when ur parents start talkin shit about ur personality

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tastefullyoffensive:

How to give grandma a heart attack. (by Steec)

rinmemesuoka:

Raise ur hand if u ever feel like your trauma wasn’t “serious” enough to justify your reaction to it and u feel like a fake victim every day of your life!!!!!

andrewisafunnyguy:

when trump said “look what happened in Sweden” he was referring to the existence of PewDiePie

growlithes:

Squidward kept this shit real

didyouknowmagic:

THIS IS THE CAST OF SPIDER MAN ARE YOU KIDDING ME

hillarygayle:

morethanonepage:

veganasana:

amoying:

maplesuhtori:

j0shdngr:

chill it’s cos your rare

the entire female population of east asia is rare?

homie ur about to be cooked medium rare and sacrificed

Omg

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